var quote_array=new Array()
quote_array[0]="...makes you feel soft."
quote_array[1]="...took a duck in the face at 200 knots."
quote_array[2]='...is the guy that\'s gonna save your ass.'
quote_array[3]='...fought the law and the law did not survive.'
quote_array[4]='         ...shouldn\'t fear government, government should fear it.'
quote_array[5]='...was originally referred to as \'Mustard Gas\'.'
quote_array[6]='...will destroy the sky and replace it in the blink of an eye.'
quote_array[7]='...carefully plans its rape.'
quote_array[8]='...is on your face and in your eye.'
quote_array[9]='...doesn\'t remember your name in bed.'
quote_array[10]='...is scrambled unless you steal cable.'
quote_array[11]='...forgot to mention: you\'re so very ugly.'
quote_array[12]='...doesn\'t respect you.'
quote_array[13]='...leaves the seat up. every time.'
quote_array[14]='...left your mother in a home-- and rightfully so.'
quote_array[15]='...killed Steve Irwin. for which we are very, very sorry.'
quote_array[16]='...never knew their father. never cared, either.'
quote_array[17]='...likes cats-- cats are good.'
quote_array[18]='...is like a crack whore goes down after ten hits.'
quote_array[19]='...would bleed on the flag to make sure its stripes stayed red.'
quote_array[20]='...would shed lots of blood to stay alive. even yours.'
quote_array[21]='...thinks about your little sister in provocative positions.'
quote_array[22]='...dreams about white slavery.'
quote_array[23]='...est. 1885.'
quote_array[24]='...works. unlike slavery. slavery doesn\'t because its racist.'
quote_array[25]='...gets off first and last.'
quote_array[26]='...thinks the world runs on orgies.'
quote_array[27]='...is not an exact science. in fact, it isn\'t science at all.'
quote_array[28]='...has begun to be referred to as "the pattern".'
quote_array[29]='...laughs at you when you cry most.'
quote_array[30]='...thinks you smell like ass and need Mr. Clean.'
quote_array[31]='...scoops fat bitches like Haagendaas.'
quote_array[32]='...worked for Hitler, and consequently, Disney.'
quote_array[33]='...ain\'t over til simon sez.'
quote_array[34]='...fired a gun at an angel. only clipped it, though.'
quote_array[35]='...is all it takes to make her leave.'
quote_array[36]='...is fucking Matt Damon.'
quote_array[37]='...is fucking Sarah Palin.'
quote_array[38]='...never sleeps.'
quote_array[39]='...is always outnumbered, but never outgunned.'
quote_array[40]='...you wish you were still in this thing, don\'t you?'
quote_array[41]=' ...is addicted to nicotine and afraid of a light in the dark.'
quote_array[42]='...quote. buy. print. '
quote_array[43]='...is vegan, and therefore, hates itself tremendously.'
quote_array[44]='...is too big to conceal on an airplane.'
quote_array[45]='...wants to see other people'
quote_array[46]='...has no present because the future is too volatile.'
quote_array[47]='...pretends to be better at what it does than it is. much like you.'
quote_array[48]='...is always trying to ice skate uphill.'
quote_array[49]='...has nipples as hard as diamonds.'
quote_array[50]='...is heading for the garden of madness.'
quote_array[51]='...is inbound to shock and astound.'
quote_array[52]='...passed the pregnancy test. the plus is good, right?'
quote_array[53]='...will show you who shits on the pavement.'
quote_array[54]='...is breaking up with you. sorry it didn\'t work out.'
quote_array[55]='...in Shannyn Sossamon we trust.'
quote_array[56]='...is a figment of your imagination.'
quote_array[57]='...will rise up and dance to a different beat.'
quote_array[58]='...invented the gay bomb.'
quote_array[59]='...only the dead survive.'
quote_array[60]='...is a total cock tease.'
quote_array[61]='...is decent.'
quote_array[62]='...is frumpy.'
quote_array[63]='...prints money.'
quote_array[64]='...remind you of your sister. a bit.'
quote_array[65]='...makes your brain wet.'
quote_array[66]='...the last stop for before a total lack of dignity.'
quote_array[67]='...woke up without testicles.'
quote_array[68]='...woke up without testicles... again.'
quote_array[69]='...is gonna be president someday.'
quote_array[70]='...relax, that just means we like you.'
quote_array[71]='...is watching you'
quote_array[72]='  ...is only doing anal so we can afford to buy a puppy! (yay!)'
quote_array[73]='...knows the holocaust inside and out.'
quote_array[74]='...is locked in a sex chamber with Bill O\'Riley'
quote_array[75]='...will beat your children for you if you don\'t.'
quote_array[76]='.............it\'s fucktastic.'
quote_array[77]='...is a lie.'
quote_array[78]='...thinks you look delicious today.'
quote_array[79]='...wants to have a little bit of crisis.'
quote_array[80]='...needs no wingman.'
quote_array[81]='...cannot ensure a safe arrival.'
quote_array[82]='...chooses you.'
quote_array[83]='...made out with your friends\' friends.'
quote_array[84]='...is just a coin. but it isn\'t. but it is.'
quote_array[85]='...isn\'t the site you kill, it\'s the site you buy.'
quote_array[86]='...will hijack the engine of the world.'
quote_array[87]='...has you.'
quote_array[88]='...is all... a part of... the plan.'
quote_array[89]='...is never gonna give you up.'
quote_array[90]='...never knows best.'
quote_array[91]='...drinks well with others.'
quote_array[92]='...could never replace you.'
quote_array[93]='...doesn\'t even remember your name.'
quote_array[94]='...loves everyone. Except you, Kevin.'
quote_array[95]='...well, due to The Economy, is going to have to let you go.  '
quote_array[96]='...needs a sample of your urine for, um... scientific purposes.'
quote_array[97]='...wishes it could quit you.'
quote_array[98]='...is not yet rated.'
quote_array[99]='...left the head of the last unicorn in your mother\'s bed.'
quote_array[100]='...Do Not Disturb.'